“Can comedians joke about anything?” is an important question of today.
In today’s times, people are pressurized to use inclusive language to appease others.
This is mainly due to the rise of the Woke and Cancel Culture—especially in the West.
A word that is considered appropriate a few years ago might be considered a slur today.
However, there are still people who are interested in the art of taboo—where nothing is off limits.
This list contains 35+ of the best racist jokes (no filter) that you’ll ever hear—from Asians to Mexicans to Blacks.
Racist Jokes
Here is a list of the best racist jokes:
- Why do a lot of black people stink? So that blind people can hate them.
- Why don’t Indians play soccer? Because every time they are in a corner, they open a store.
- A Jew and a Black man jumps off a building. Who will land first? The Black man because chains are heavier than ash.
- How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.
- What’s the difference between a Jew and an orange juice? Nothing, they are both concentrated.
- What is the worst thing about being a Black Jew? You had to sit at the back of the oven.
- What is the shiniest part of a black man? The handcuffs.
- How come Chinese people never play baseball? Because they always end up eating the bat.
- Why do black people drive on the left side of the road? Because they don’t have any rights.
- God made everyone unique, but gave up when he went to China.
- Why is the ocean floor so dark? Because black people can’t swim.
- What do you call a black guy with no arms? Trustworthy.
- What do you call a black mermaid? A water felon.
- There’s a Mexican, Cuban, and a Brazillian in a car. Who’s driving? Border Patrol.
- What is a black person’s favorite candy? Cotton candy.
- What do you do if you see a ship full of black people sinking? Laugh.
- Why don’t Mexicans barbeque? Because the beans fall through the grill.
- How are blacks and blondes similar? They both never see their parents.
- Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
- How did the master play with his slaves? Duck, Duck, Noose.
- Why did the slave go to college? To get his master’s degree.
- How do you hide a hundred dollar bill from an Indian? Under a bar of soap.
- Why do black people have white hands and feet? Because that’s where god shoved them against the wall and sprayed them.
- What seperates black people from society? Prison.
- What do you call a bunch of black people on a porch? An auction.
- Why do black people have white fingernails? Because everybody has a little good in them.
- What is the one right that black people have? To remain silent.
- What is the whitest thing about a black guy? His owner.
- What does the average homeless kid in India see themselves doing in the future? Nothing, they’re blind.
- What do Nike and the KKK have in common? They make black people run faster.
- How do you tell when a black guy has been on your computer? It’s gone.
- What do sharks and humans have in common? The great ones are white.
- Sarcasm is like oxygen, not every Indian gets it.
- Why do we use black pens on white paper? To make hangman more realistic.
- What do spiders and people have in common? When they’re black, they kill you.
- What’s the difference between science and religion? Science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into towers.
- How do we know that Adam and Eve weren’t Chinese? They would have eaten the snake.
- Why does Beyonce sing “To the left, to the left?”. Because black people have no rights.
Credit: Eqole (@officialeqole), Reddit.com, and Laugh Factory.
