Is someone feeling sick, having a cold, or not feeling well?
If so, you can use pickup lines to make their day or brighten their mood.
Feeling under the weather can be difficult, but a little dose of humor and positivity can work wonders for the soul.
Pickup lines can bring a smile to the faces of those battling illness, enduring a cold, or simply needing a boost of happiness.
From clever wordplay to delightful puns, these lines are designed to spark joy during challenging times.
This list contains the best sick pick up lines to use on someone when they are unwell or have a cold/illness to make them feel better.
Sick Pick Up Lines
Here are 20+ pickup lines about being sick:
- Just wondering, are you sick? Because you look like you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
- One ply? Two ply? Neither. The only thing I’m looking for is your re-ply.
- I like my virus like I like my women; easy to spread.
- Girl, are you down with the sickness? Because oh WAH AH AH AH.
- Cough here often?
- Do you need some essential servicing?
- Stay home if you sicc, come over if you thicc.
- Stay home, if you’re contagious, come over, if you’re bodacious.
- Are you ready to receive a big stimulus package?
- Are you the vaccine? Because the whole world is chasing you.
- Want to share a ventilator for some heavy breathing?
- Give me your meeting ID cause I want to Zoom into your heart.
- Want to come over and isolate in my bed?
- I’m not down with the sickness so will you let me go down on you?
- Wanna do it in positions that let us stay 6 feet apart?
- You look like an infectious disease, so let me perform exhaustive scientific research on you.
- You down for some Netflix and ill?
- Do you have a fever? Cause you look kinda hot.
- Are you hospital administration? Because you look like you’re ready to bend me over every chance you get.
- Are you a painkiller? Cause you take all my pain away.
- An apple a day can’t keep u away.
