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30+ Funny, Best, and Racist Black Jokes

“Can comedians joke about anything?” is an important question of today.

In today’s times, people are pressurized to use inclusive language to appease others.

This is mainly due to the rise of the Woke and Cancel Culture—especially in the West.

A word that is considered appropriate a few years ago might be considered a slur today.

However, there are still people who are interested in the art of taboo—where nothing is off-limits.

This list contains 30+ of the best black jokes about black people (racist, no limits, and dark humor) that you’ll ever hear.

Racist black jokes

Racist black jokes
  1. What’s white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
  2. Why do a lot of black people stink? So that blind people can hate them.
  3. A Jew and a Black man jump off a building. Who will land first? The Black man because chains are heavier than ash.
  4. You know what they say, once you go black, you’re a single mother.
  5. What separates black people from society? Prison.
  6. How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.
  7. What is the worst thing about being a Black Jew? You had to sit at the back of the oven.
  8. What is the shiniest part of a black man? The handcuffs.
  9. Why do black people drive on the left side of the road? Because they don’t have any rights.
  10. Why is the ocean floor so dark? Because black people can’t swim.
  11. Why are black people getting stronger? Because the TVs are getting bigger.

Funny black jokes

Black jokes
  1. What do you call a black guy with no arms? Trustworthy.
  2. What do you call a black mermaid? A water felon.
  3. What is a black person’s favorite candy? Cotton candy.
  4. What do you do if you see a ship full of black people sinking? Laugh.
  5. How are blacks and blondes similar? They both never see their parents.
  6. Why don’t black people go on Cruises? Because they are not falling for that one again.
  7. Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
  8. How did the master play with his slaves? Duck, Duck, Noose.
  9. What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers.
  10. Why did the slave go to college? To get his master’s degree.

Best black jokes

Back people jokes
  1. Why do black people have white hands and feet? Because that’s where god shoved them against the wall and sprayed them.
  2. Football—the legal way to buy a black person.
  3. What do you call a bunch of black people on a porch? An auction.
  4. Why do black people have white fingernails? Because everybody has a little good in them.
  5. What is the one right that black people have? To remain silent.
  6. What is the whitest thing about a black guy? His owner.
  7. What do Nike and the KKK have in common? They make black people run faster.
  8. How do you tell when a black guy has been on your computer? It’s gone.
  9. Why do we use black pens on white paper? To make Hangman more realistic.
  10. What do spiders and people have in common? When they’re black, they kill you.
  11. Why does Beyonce sing “To the left, to the left?”. Because black people have no rights.

Credit: Eqole (@officialeqole), KSI (@ksi), Reddit.com, and Laugh Factory.

Further reading

30+ Eqole Jokes

30+ Adin Ross Comedy Night Jokes

35+ Racist Jokes

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