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100+ Rizz Jokes and Puns

Rizz is a word that was invented by Kai Cenat, a YouTuber, and a Twitch streamer.

It’s similar to the word, “Game”, which means that you’re confident and persuasive enough to attract someone.

Rizz is about having good confidence and charisma—the ability to attract a girl/guy without much effort.

The word has skyrocketed in popularity due to TikTok and most of the world has heard about it.

This led to the rise of Rizz lines/pick-up lines that you can use to hit on someone.

This list contains 100+ of the best Rizz jokes and puns that are dirty, funny, and poetic to say to a girl or a guy.

Rizz Jokes

Rizz Jokes
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
  • If Jesus can turn water into wine, I can turn you into mine.
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
  • Sorry, I’m not good at remembering names, do you mind if I call you mine instead?
  • Are you Scooby Doo? Because I’ve been looking for you.
  • If I can remake the universe based on my own image, I’d make you the moon so I can gaze upon you every night.
  • Are you a cop? Because you took my breath away.
  • Are you my dog? Because you’re an angel.
  • Do you know the difference between history and you? History is the past and you are my future.
  • Do you wanna watch a movie or can we make our own?
  • I should be at the top of your “To do list”.
  • I have two questions for you, whatcha doin’ and why ain’t it me?
  • Are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
  • Are you a communist? Cause I feel an uprising in my lower class.
  • Are you the sun? Cause you just made my day.
  • I usually don’t like my food with dressing, can I take yours off?
  • If I had a rose for every time I’ve thought of you, I’d only have one as you’ve never left my mind.
  • Are you John Cena? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.
  • Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
  • You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

Rizz Puns

Rizz Puns
  • The Rizzler
  • Rizz God
  • Rizzard of Oz
  • Rizzley Bear
  • Rizz Khalifa
  • First Rizzponder
  • Liam Rizzallagher
  • Borizz Johnson
  • Kamala Harizz
  • Therizza May
  • Adolf Rizzler
  • Rizzi Sunak
  • Rizzasouras Rex
  • Rizzus christ
  • Osama Rizz Laden
  • Alvin and the Rizzmunks
  • The Batman Rizzes
  • Lightning Mcrizz
  • Charizzard
  • Avengers: Rizzgame
  • Harizz Styles
  • Governor of Rizzconsin
  • Sonic the Rizzhog
  • Kyle Rizzenhouse
  • Rizza Parks
  • Barack Rizzama
  • Theodore Rizzevelt
  • Nation of Rizzlam
  • The Rizzlamic Religion
  • Rizztopher Columbus
  • Rizzward Tentacles
  • The Boy Who Cried Rizz
  • Rizzard of Waverly Place
  • Rizzy Neutron
  • Wolverizz
  • Chrizz Brown
  • Leader of the Rizzistance
  • Rizzolph the Rizz-nosed Reindeer
  • Rizzillionaire
  • Martin Luther Rizz
  • Quantum Rizzics
  • Lord of the Rizz
  • Christ after Rizzurrection
  • Walt Rizzney
  • Tee Rizzley
  • Mike Rizzowski
  • Pop Rizz
  • Merry Rizzmas
  • Rizz Reaper
  • Queen Erizzabeth
  • Chrizztiano Ronaldo
  • The Cuban Rizzle Crisis
  • Rizzama Bin Laden
  • Rizz and Morty
  • Rizzident Evil
  • Lil Rizzy Vert
  • Edward Rizzor Hands
  • The Boy from Rizzario
  • He who has Rizzen
  • Green Rizz and Ham
  • Natural Rizzaster
  • The Boy in the Rizzed Pajamas
  • Rizzard of Rizz
  • The Rizzler Express
  • The Wolf of Rizz Street
  • Rizzio and Juliet
  • William Rizzsphere
  • Rizzomus Prime
  • Rizzler in Paris
  • Ron Rizzley
  • The Rizzness Man
  • Parizz Saint-Germain
  • Glenn Rizzmire
  • Rizz Al Ghul
  • Rizz Hemsworth
  • The Last Rizzort
  • Geralt of Rizzia
  • Artirizzal Intelligence
  • 13 Rizzons Why
  • The Grand Rizzard
  • Dwayne the Rizz Johnson
  • Damian Rizzard
  • Sir Rizz-a-lot
  • The Nightmare Before Rizzmas
  • Harizzment
  • Mentally Rizztarded
  • Max Rizzolution
  • Domestic Terrorizz
  • Rizzcord Moderator

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