Rizz is a word that was invented by Kai Cenat, a YouTuber, and a Twitch streamer.
It’s similar to the word, “Game”, which means that you’re confident and persuasive enough to attract someone.
Rizz is about having good confidence and charisma—the ability to attract a girl/guy without much effort.
The word has skyrocketed in popularity due to TikTok and most of the world has heard about it.
This led to the rise of Rizz lines/pick-up lines that you can use to hit on someone.
This list contains 100+ of the best Rizz jokes and puns that are dirty, funny, and poetic to say to a girl or a guy.
Rizz Jokes
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
- If Jesus can turn water into wine, I can turn you into mine.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
- Sorry, I’m not good at remembering names, do you mind if I call you mine instead?
- Are you Scooby Doo? Because I’ve been looking for you.
- If I can remake the universe based on my own image, I’d make you the moon so I can gaze upon you every night.
- Are you a cop? Because you took my breath away.
- Are you my dog? Because you’re an angel.
- Do you know the difference between history and you? History is the past and you are my future.
- Do you wanna watch a movie or can we make our own?
- I should be at the top of your “To do list”.
- I have two questions for you, whatcha doin’ and why ain’t it me?
- Are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
- Are you a communist? Cause I feel an uprising in my lower class.
- Are you the sun? Cause you just made my day.
- I usually don’t like my food with dressing, can I take yours off?
- If I had a rose for every time I’ve thought of you, I’d only have one as you’ve never left my mind.
- Are you John Cena? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.
- Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
- You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Rizz Puns
- The Rizzler
- Rizz God
- Rizzard of Oz
- Rizzley Bear
- Rizz Khalifa
- First Rizzponder
- Liam Rizzallagher
- Borizz Johnson
- Kamala Harizz
- Therizza May
- Adolf Rizzler
- Rizzi Sunak
- Rizzasouras Rex
- Rizzus christ
- Osama Rizz Laden
- Alvin and the Rizzmunks
- The Batman Rizzes
- Lightning Mcrizz
- Charizzard
- Avengers: Rizzgame
- Harizz Styles
- Governor of Rizzconsin
- Sonic the Rizzhog
- Kyle Rizzenhouse
- Rizza Parks
- Barack Rizzama
- Theodore Rizzevelt
- Nation of Rizzlam
- The Rizzlamic Religion
- Rizztopher Columbus
- Rizzward Tentacles
- The Boy Who Cried Rizz
- Rizzard of Waverly Place
- Rizzy Neutron
- Wolverizz
- Chrizz Brown
- Leader of the Rizzistance
- Rizzolph the Rizz-nosed Reindeer
- Rizzillionaire
- Martin Luther Rizz
- Quantum Rizzics
- Lord of the Rizz
- Christ after Rizzurrection
- Walt Rizzney
- Tee Rizzley
- Mike Rizzowski
- Pop Rizz
- Merry Rizzmas
- Rizz Reaper
- Queen Erizzabeth
- Chrizztiano Ronaldo
- The Cuban Rizzle Crisis
- Rizzama Bin Laden
- Rizz and Morty
- Rizzident Evil
- Lil Rizzy Vert
- Edward Rizzor Hands
- The Boy from Rizzario
- He who has Rizzen
- Green Rizz and Ham
- Natural Rizzaster
- The Boy in the Rizzed Pajamas
- Rizzard of Rizz
- The Rizzler Express
- The Wolf of Rizz Street
- Rizzio and Juliet
- William Rizzsphere
- Rizzomus Prime
- Rizzler in Paris
- Ron Rizzley
- The Rizzness Man
- Parizz Saint-Germain
- Glenn Rizzmire
- Rizz Al Ghul
- Rizz Hemsworth
- The Last Rizzort
- Geralt of Rizzia
- Artirizzal Intelligence
- 13 Rizzons Why
- The Grand Rizzard
- Dwayne the Rizz Johnson
- Damian Rizzard
- Sir Rizz-a-lot
- The Nightmare Before Rizzmas
- Harizzment
- Mentally Rizztarded
- Max Rizzolution
- Domestic Terrorizz
- Rizzcord Moderator
